security convention
I lose myself
in the crowd


11 Responses

  1. Alan Summers Says:

    security convention
    I lose myself
    in the crowd


    Very funny! :-)

    I spent many years doing security work but never went to a Security Convention, only a Conflict resolution course run by a university (I was the only one not in Local Governent) and a bouncers' certificate (the only one not a bouncer aka nightclub doorman). But I have done covert or plainsclothes security (including looking after actor Larry Hagman of Dallas fame, and a couple of ex-Prime Ministers), so fun to lose yourself in a crowd when not really necessary.

    Great fun! :-)

    warm regards,

  2. Garry Says:

    Thanks Alan. Nice to hear from you. Yes, I can see you in uniform!

    Mine was baggy and I’ll-fitting, but all they had. As was clear, I was trying to replace a larger man, and not doing much of a job of it.


  3. Alan Summers Says:

    Garry, I hasten to add I was NEVER in uniform for security work, it was mostly covert, or plain clothes.

    I have assisted either police officers or house security teams that were in uniform, including the arrest of an evil Head of Police of a particular country known for human rights abuse.

    kind regards,


  4. Bob Lucky Says:

    Nice senryu, Garry. Got a good chuckle out of me. Thanks.


  5. Sue Burke Says:

    Laughed out loud. Thanks.

  6. Garry Says:

    Thanks Sue, Bob. Too much safety can be a dangerous thing.

    Alan, you're a man of many talents!


  7. Paul Heinowski Says:

    alcohol awareness course
    someone spikes
    my cider

  8. seaviewwarrenpoint Says:

    Funny, Garry! :)


  9. Gisele LeBlanc Says:

    Love the humour here! Very enjoyable. :)

  10. Uanic ?????? Says:

    Thanks, very interesting you write)

  11. Garry Says:

    Thanks all. Makes me want to keep writing!

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